NFL Picks - Week 4: The 9-7 Dream Is Alive!

In case you haven't noticed, I've gone 9-7 each of the first three weeks. Wouldn't it be kind of cool to go 9-7 every week? Not like you can try for such a thing but let's hope for it anyway. That or 16-0. That'd be nice, too.

This week's comments are an oldie but a goodie: haiku.

Carolina at Chicago

Taking the home team.

Steve Smith won't go off this time

No fake punt returns.

Buffalo at Cincinnati

This reeks of upset

But the Bengals fall just short

Circle those wagons.

Tennessee at Cleveland

CJ's first big day

Browns get burned at home this time

No McCoy magic.

Detroit at Dallas

This feels like a trap

But I believe in Detroit

Lions and Tigers.

Minnesota at Kansas City

GIVE BALL TO AD

LATHER THEN RINSE AND REPEAT

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

Washington at St. Louis

Ahaha Redskins

Steven Jackson lifts the Rams

Not confident here.

San Francisco at Philadelphia

Easy lock of week

Eagles bounce back with vengeance

Vick survives healthy.

New Orleans at Jacksonville

Closer than most think

But the Jags just can't keep up

Gabbert is no Brees.

Pittsburgh at Houston

Classic Steelers win

God I fucking hate that team

Foster does nothing.

New York Giants at Arizona

Cross country trips suck

Good thing Kevin Kolb sucks more

Giants looking good.

Atlanta at Seattle

Cruise control throughout

This line is just 4.5?

Yay for free money.

Denver at Green Bay

Second lock of week.

Payback for 97?

Okay, maybe not.

New England at Oakland

Beware the upset

Oakland's secondary sucks

Brady back on point.

Miami at San Diego

Dolphins aren't THAT bad

But they are overmatched here

Chargers looking good.

New York Jets at Baltimore

Lick my balls, New York

J-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK

I need this win bad.

Indianapolis at Tampa Bay

Get Colts off TV

Can't believe they're 10 point dogs

But man are they bad.